The wondrous beauty of sleep is natures greatest gift to mankind.And i rellish my sleep to its fullest. Specially it breaks my heart every Monday morning…when my body and mind are alligned differntly…coz :every tiniest muscle of my body wants to relax till the last second on the watch…and on a different path all together…my mind would be echoing ” Wake up kid“…Office! Office! Office! . ’LETS SLEEP OVER IT’, has been at times the most desired and recommended expression. But it has not just remained a desired act, it has proved relentlessly, that it has value.

Today as I woke I know that my sleep even though conditioned because of hectic schedule had been sufficient for the moment, but I promised to myself that whenever it will comes again, I would not prevent it.I would let nature to draw me into it and let myself get indulged into lethargy, coerce myself to get horizontal.If fortunate, pull myself away into the softness of a pillow and bed……………………

But unfortunately……here i am sitting in my office , working on my PC…..and cursing myself for making that promise….coz “I CAN NOT SLEEP HERE ”

1.Fall ill every week and then blame your keyboard for giving you unimaginable infection.
2.Make a biased comment on a women employee in front of 10 other employees. (Full proof formula to be thrown out)

3.In the ’skills learned’ column in your appraisal form, say “making good coffee”.And proceed to demonstrate how, during the appraisal.
4.Tell you boss exactly how you think of her/him.
5.Say mean things about your office on your blog and then pass it over to your boss with ” Must Read ” in subject line.
6.Make the maximum use of office stationary…order 10 to 20 stationary items daily only to go home and use it for your MBA coaching’s rough work.

7.Use official phones to call your girlfriend on every min interval just to let her know that how much you miss her.

8.Put up reminders on your desk for next week interviews with prospective employers.
9.Take holidays because “your grandmother died” and come back with a new look and haircut.
10.Take “best quality” color printouts of your dog’s b’day pictures on the office printer and show them to your boss.
11.Run a fake reciept book business and then use it to claim your office expenses.
12.Offer to make coffee for everybody,and then disappear ,only to reappear an hour later,flushed from a table tennis game.
13.Show up at your boss’s doorstep in the middle of the night and say ,”I got this great idea, want to hear it?”.

Last but not the least …..guess what it can be ………..hmmmm……………..D.U.H !!!

14. Just Resign already!

This blog post has been written with the sole purpose of keeping a track of the novels i have read. Considering that i get trapped by novel-amnesia as soon as i get my hands on any novel. A person having this syndrome has the symptons like forgetting the names of novels , forgetting the story lines and even forgetting the fact that u have read this novel before or not . But atlast i could fetch a way out for myself. I would also write my comments and Read the rest of this entry »

Instead of putting the same old starting line ” Its been long sice i have written a blog ….blah blah blah” lemme put it straight this time ( Though i am very well successful in conveying the msg this time also )
Lately i was reading an article in the newspaper which spoke about ‘Twitter’ and i must say , this is the latest hot property in social network, afterall its 1.2 million strength of audience has risen to 6 million in just one year : Legendary!! When i first joined Twitter , I felt like i was in a noisy room where everyone was shouting and nobody was listening.Frankly i did not like the concept at the first use, it was less of a friends chatting tool and more of a self-promoting site Read the rest of this entry »

A Sophian……A MIETian……….and A CSCian…., not bad, no bad at all.Oh,but from tomorrow i would be an Ex-CSCian. .I would have never even imagined tht a knowledge base of 4 years would get compressed ( using Win RAR ) in a brain in just 2 and a half years, Hats off to CSC for doing this. It has been a very challenging and fruitful work experience; an experience which I will look back upon with a sense of satisfaction & accomplishment.

Working in Office of Innovation, CSC was always enjoyed……. Read the rest of this entry »

Its long  since i have written a post ( although i just have two more ).And guess, what was the reason of this delay,well…. there are many, but lets put the blame completely on ” Was watching Friends”. And trust me its a good and a “blame-able” reason.Anyone who is a fan of Friends can watch it for hours without break.but wait… before i start the detailed analysis  lemme tell u that how i landed on watching Friends. ….The complete Friends Series  was a gift to me by Kalpik , a very good friend of mine, on “Friendship Day ” ( So all the friends around the world , now u know that what can be the best gift to be given on Friendship day , Right !) Read the rest of this entry »

Starting of 2008 was marked with sea-changes like IBM taking over Cognos, SAP over Business Objects and Oracle over Hyperion, means all Business Intelligence experts getting absorbed by the SW leaders. Came Mid 2008 and along with it few attachments like HP taking over EDS and rumors of EMC selling off VMware to Intel, clearly showing that Virtualization is the current target.Going with the same acceleration what can be the next target technology?

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